Treat Your Husband Like A Stranger

by Stephanie Olsen

It seemed that several of my friends' marriages were falling apart and I, having recently weathered some tough times in my own, was asked for advice. I jotted a list of suggestions that had helped me somewhat:

BE POLITE (PLEASE!)

When you are engaged in hostilities with your mate, the gloves come off pretty fast. In fact, you're probably nicer to your stupid boss and to that stupider co-worker and even to that boring fellow who sits next to you on the bus and insists on talking all the way to your stop than you are to the father of your children. Well, try using the same level of socially accepted veneer at home and see what happens.

Engage in some small talk; something funny that happened at work; an interesting article you read in the newspaper; a proud moment in the day of your child. Not every conversation with your partner has to be significant or pertain to underlying relationship issues, but it is important to have some peaceful verbal exchanges.

And it's just as important not to THINK rude thoughts: when you automatically refer to your better-half as the jerk from hell, even silently, you are being very counter-productive (although probably honest). Pretend your thoughts are spoken and be nice. Just try it, okay?

SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS

If your (umpteenth) request about garbage removal (or bathing the kids or fixing the leaky faucet or whatever) is being ignored, do not allow yourself to be enveloped in the standard scenario of escalating arguments, demands, and blame. Heave a huge grin onto your face, grab the recalcitrant's hand and lie heartily: "Here, I'll help ya! I'm all gung-ho!" Once he's on his feet and you've pushed him into position, it seems that gravity takes over and the job gets done.

I admit to once leaving the 20 (or so) full bags of stinking garbage in such a way that they blocked access to our front door. My husband couldn't help but roar with laughter at the sight and my "hint" was taken!

Injecting humor into annoying (or worse) situations can be a wonderful de-fuser; I even sometimes have the presence of mind to pretend not to hear my husband make an uncalled-for remark, plastering a vacant smile on my face and saying: "Pardon me?" You don't have to haul off each and ever time, you know!

I am in no way advocating a rug-mat approach here, by the way. Your first aim is to make life, as it is, more pleasant for yourself-if that means not reacting to each and every goad, and giving your husband a second chance to behave himself, why not? Once you are able to communicate in a meaningful manner with each other, you can deal with individual issues (perhaps one being hurtful offhand sarcasm).

OOOH, THAT TOUCHY-FEELY STUFF

When you're mad, you don't hug much. Being physically intimate is not at the top of the pleasant list, unless it's a stress-relieving workout with the punching bag. However, touching is an important aspect when re-establishing trust and communication in a relationship and you can start small. Like mussing his hair with your oven mitt; or getting the kids involved for a "let's cheer up dad" group-hug; or sitting on his newspaper and tickling the scowl off his face until he begs for mercy.

As you feel comfortable, you can drop kisses on his hand (an exaggerated "thank-you" for doing some chore); you can rub his neck as you pass by the computer; you can ask for a foot massage when you're both on the couch.

UMMM, THAT'S IT??

Yup, that's my advice. It's simple, but it's enough to re-connect. You've got to take it from there, you know. Deal with the personal issues. But when you've got a polite, funny and hands-on guy to deal with, the whole ball of wax takes on a different hue, n'est-ce pas?
 

Copyright Stephanie Olsen
About the author: mother of two young children; homeschooler; published author; relocated to Poland on business; ESL teacher; animal rescue volunteer. View More articles by Stephanie Olsen